Week 13 – Boxscore and Wagering Review!

Hey everyone.

Rivalry week was awesome! ROLL TIDE pulls one out of the fire. Michigan exercises the Ohio St demons. BEDLAM didn’t fail to disappoint as Oklahoma St squeaked past Oklahoma. Upsets. Crazy finishes. Point spread HIGH JINKS. Doesn’t get better than this, buh buh.

Here’s the Week 13 boxscore and wagering review. Let’s do ittttt !

NOTE – This week will only be posting boxscore comments for TEAMS THAT ARE PLAYING AGAIN BEFORE BOWL SEASON. As much as peeps would like to read about New Mexico St vs Massachusetts……………..


Boxscore review

SEC

Georgia 45 Georgia Tech 0 – Great warm-up for the mighty Bulldogs…..Bennett played the entire game at QB (255, 4-0 TD to INT)….463-166 yard edge for Georgia total domination as 5-TD favs.

ROLL TIDE 24 Auburn 22 – 4 OT classic…..First IRON BOWL to go to overtime…..Auburn up 10-CACK 4th Q and somehow choke the game away…..Had chance to run out the clock…..Went out of bounds once and that saved Bama precious seconds…..Tide had to go 97 yards with under 2 min to play with no timeouts to force OT…..388-159 (!) yd edge for Bama….Auburn 7 (!) sacks…..ROLL TIDE with 6……ROLL TIDE star WR J Williams dn play 2nd half due to targeting but is eligible for entire SEC title game.


Big Ten

Iowa 28 CORN 21 – Yup….Nebraska found another way to lose in painful fashion and the only trick they haven’t pulled yet is having a game winning FG attempt blocked by GIANT CRAB-LIKE CREATURES FROM OUTER SPACE…..<grabs popcorn….waits for 2022>…..Nebraska led 21-9 after 3Q….Iowa wins 4Q by a score of 19-zip…..364-327 yd edge Iowa…..CORN played with backup QB.

Michigan 42 Ohio St 27 – Well done, Wolverines!….Finally get that long-waited win over Ohio St……487-458 yd edge….297-64 (!) on the ground….Michigan 4 sacks…Ohio St 0….Buckeyes QB CJ Stroud was very good (394, 2-0 TD to INT) but their D was abused by the Michigan ground game…..Wolverines vs the opportunistic Hawkeyes for all the Big Ten marbles.


Big 12

Baylor 27 Texas Tech 24 – Bears are off to the Big 12 Championship Game!!….Fantastic……Led 17-3 but had to hang on….Red Raiders miss long game-tying FG at the end….Baylor played with backup QB….434-386 yd edge Bears.

Oklahoma St 37 Oklahoma 33 – Wildly-entertaining BEDLAM classic…..Each team with a non-offensive TD…..Sooners offense held SCORELESS in 2nd half (def TD, safety) and blew 33-24 lead heading into 4Q…..Had chance to win late were sacked on 4th and 10…..441-354 yd edge for Oklahoma….6 sacks for Cowboys.


ACC

Miami 47 Duke 10 – Neither team playing again before bowl season but we know peeps need to hear about THE Miami Hurricanes…..and when Duke loses at anything that’s a reason for the planet to celebrate…..530-219 yd edge, Duke only TD on KR…..Miami QB Tyler VAN DIMES continues to impress.

Pitt 31 Syracuse 14 – Good tune-up for ACC title game….333-242 yd edge, 4 more TD passes for K Pickett who better get an invite to the Heisman festivities, yo……Held powerful Orange ground game to 25 (!) net rushing yards (had 5 sacks).

Wake Forest 41 Boston College 10 – Yes, guy….DEACS bag a trip to the ACC Championship Game with devastating road win….413-182 yd edge.


PAC 12

Utah 28 Colorado 13 – 444-148 yd edge, no problem, rematch with QUACK ATTACK on deck, 265 rush yds.

Oregon 38 Oregon St 29 – Ducks jump out early 14-CACK and never look back….Nice bounce-back game after getting POLEAXED by Utah…..who by the way….they play again in the PAC 12 title game….506-393 yd edge…Nice game for QB A Brown 275 pass yds 2-0 TD to INT.


Independents

Army 31 Liberty 16 – 384-322 yd edge for Liberty and held Army to 220 (!) rush yds but (-2) in t/o margin and allowed 5 sacks.

Navy 38 Temple 14 – 291-182 (!) yd edge in SNOT BUBBLER that somehow had 52 points scored….Just 219 rush yds for Navy at 3.7 YPC.


AAC

Cincinnati 35 East Carolina 13 – Greatest Team of All Time holds off the pesky ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Pirates………444-282 yd edge……EC just 54 rush yds….Ridder 2 INT….Cougars up next in AAC title game.

Houston 45 UConn 17 – Yes, guy….Houston has won 11 straight….472-238 yd edge….Tune 301 pass yds and 4 TD….Good warmup for Cincinnati next week!


Mountain West

Utah St 35 New Mexico 10 – led 28-CACK at half….punch ticket to Mountain West title game!….440-186 yd edge.

San Diego St 27 Boise St 16 – Impressive comeback!….down 16-3….Backup QB J Brookshire leads improbable comeback by doing damage thru the air….192 pass yds and TD off the bench….408-319 yd edge….Off to Mountain West title game to face the JUGGERNAUT Utah St Aggies.


Sun Belt

Appalachian St 27 Georgia Southern 3 – 328-200 yd edge in sleepy tune up for Sun Belt Championship Game.

Louisiana 21 ULM 16 – another scrappy effort from the Warhawks as yuuuuge underdogs….391-325 yd edge for Cajuns…..never really threatened, up 14-3 after first Q, ULM TD with one minute left to get close.


Conference USA

Western Kentucky 53 Marshall 21 – WHOA NELLIE….Toppers take down the division with TRUCKING of Marshall on the road…..down 14-CACK then BOOM…..485-325 yd edge….Marshall starting QB hurt not sure it would have mattered once WK got rolling…..Zappe another 4 TD passes (52 for the season).

North Texas 45 UTSA 23 – MEEP MEEP already had the division clinched….NICE work by Mean Green who won four straight to end the year and gain bowl eligibility….456-336 yd edge North Texas….and an impossible 340 rush yds…..Face the mighty TOPPERS next week for the C-USA title.


MAC

Kent St 48 Miami Ohio 47 (OT) – YES!….FLASHFAST survives 2-pt conversion attempt by Redhawks in first OT to win the division and head to Detroit for the MAC Championship Game….642-549 yd edge for Kent St….303 rush yds 339 pass.

Western Michigan 42 Northern Illinois 21 – Huskies mail it in with backup QB already had division sewn up…..636-291 yd edge for Broncos…..Still alive for a bowl berth but there are a lot of MAC teams with 6+ wins.


Betting review

Big plays

Western Kentucky

BYU

Wiscsonsin

Leans

8-11. LSU was close to moving from “lean” to a play but so was Wyoming, Boise St, and a few others that lost. Plenty of unpredictable outcomes as per usual during Rivalry Week.

Moneyline Underdog Plays <see blog>

Hit 2/5. Play the 3X,4X,5X. Got a late lucky win with LSU. Sooners blew it. Kentucky got there. Seminoles lose by 3. Beavers never in it.

Season win totals HEAT MAP <see blog>

Good results for MEGALOCKS SAFE AND EFFECTIVE SEASON WIN TOTAL CLUB members.

UTEP over 3 (WINNER)

Alabama under 11.5 (WINNER)

SMU over 6.5 (WINNER)

Buffalo under 8 (WINNER)

South Alabama over 4.5 (WINNER)

NC State over 6.5 (WINNER)

Western Kentucky over 5.5 (WINNER)

Kent St over 5 (WINNER)

Temple over 3 (PUSH)

Duke over 3.5 (LOSER)

FIU over 4.5 (LOSER)

Washington over 8.5 (LOSER)

Futures markets

MAC

Kent St +1400. MEGALOCKS FAUCI IN A GUILLOTINE FUTURES CLUB members stay tuned for hedging recommendations.

AAC

Houston +1300 is set to play Cincinnati for all the marbles, yo. Can they beat the Greatest Team of All Time?

National Championship

Georgia +880 looks solid. Let’s gooooooooooo.

Mountain West

San Diego St +1600. MEGALOCKS CRISIS OF THE VACCINATED FUTURES CLUB members stay tuned for hedging recommendations.

Heisman

Bryce Young +250 just might have had a Heisman moment vs Auburn. Probably won’t look good vs Georgia. Current odds at BOL as we approach press time…..Young -210, Stroud +425.

GOOD LUCK and ENJOY WEEK 14!

Week 12 – Boxscore and Wagering Review!

Hey everyone.

Another exciting week of college football. WHOA NELLIE! Three top-10 teams get smoked. Lots of great individual performances and wild endings.

Here’s the Week 12 boxscore and wagering review. Let’s do ittttt !


Boxscore review

SEC

Georgia 56 Charleston Southern 7 – 488-126 yd edge vs FCS foe

ROLL TIDE 42 WOO PIG 35 – 671-468 yd edge, B Young 559 pass yds 5 TD!……WOO PIG won 2nd half 21-18…..Young sacked 4 times

Texas A&M 52 Prairie View A&M 3 – 447-154 yd edge vs FCS turd

LSU 27 ULM 14 – just 411-311 yd edge for 29 pt favs, Texas A&M up next, led 17-zip

Ole Miss 31 Vanderbilt 17 – just 470-454 yd edge for 35+ pt favs, Vandy 213 rush yds

South Carolina 21 Auburn 17 – Auburn up 14-CACK and 379-306 yd edge but lose…..COCKS are bowl eligible !

Miss St 55 Tenn St 10 – 600-205 yd edge vs FCS team, 493 pass yds, WILL ROGERS SEASON is in FULL EFFECT 34 TD passes over 4,000 yds so far this year

Missouri 24 Florida 23 – CHOMP CHOMP with 360-286 yd edge but lose in OT…..Tigers decided to go for two – QB looked dead to rights but floater game-winning to TE……YOUR Miami Hurricanes still the best team in the GREAT STATE OF FLORIDA

Kentucky 56 New Mexico St 16 – 707-282 yd edge, Cats get 1st cover since late miracle vs Georgia, 459 pass yds for Kentucky

Tennessee 60 South Alabama 14 – 561-285 yd edge, 250 rush 311 pass


Big Ten

Ohio St 56 Michigan St 7 – 655-224 yd edge, 49-CACK at halftime! Michigan on deck

Penn St 28 Rutgers 0 – 407- 160 yd edge, C Veilleux looked good at QB for Penn St

Minnesota 35 Indiana 14 – 391-218 yd edge, 195 rush 196 pass and +2 in t/o

Michigan 59 Maryland 18 – 503-359 yd edge, 28 point 3rd Q, nice tuneup for Ohio St, Maryland continues to be a CRUEL MISTRESS vs Vegas when catching double digits

Wisconsin 35 CORN 28 – scrappy effort (again) by Huskers falls short…..452-397 yd edge, QB Martinez 351 yds passing (1-2 TD to INT) and 10 yds per attempt (!)…..Badgers +2 in t/o

Iowa 33 Illinois 23 – misleading final, Illinois wins yardage battle 312-255, SHOCKER……Iowa gets another TWO non-offensive TDs…..Illinois late meaningless TD with 30 sec left for some SWEET BACKDOOR ACTION reminiscent of the meadow scene in the classic film FRISKY FINNISH FARMHANDS

Purdue 32 Northwestern 14 – 473-303 yd edge for BOILER UP, 423 pass yds


Big 12

Oklahoma 28 Iowa St 21 – 361-305 yd edge Iowa St held Sooners to 96 pass yds, Iowa St down by 14 twice in 2nd half, stopped on INT late in Oklahoma territory looking to tie the game

W Virginia 31 Texas 23 – 459-355 yd edge for WV, no bowl game for Texas

TCU 31 Kansas 28 – 492-379 yd edge TCU, win game on FG in dying seconds, another solid effort for Jayhawks

Oklahoma St 23 Texas Tech 0 – 427-108 yd edge in DOMINATING performance

Baylor 20 Kansas St 10 – 387-263 yd edge Bears despite starting QB leaving game – backup played well….Cats starting QB S Thompson left game due to injury late


ACC

Clemson 48 Wake Forest 27 – 543-406 yd edge, 333 rush 210 pass, each team 3 t/o, Clemson 7 sacks

NC State 41 Syracuse 17 – 399-236 yd edge Pack, 2nd straight blowout loss for Orange

Florida St 26 BC 23 – led 26-3 (!) and held on!…..next to beat Gators next week for bowl bid……<grabs popcorn>

UNC 34 Wofford 14 – 519-302 yd edge vs FCS foe

Miami 38 Virginia Tech 26 – 411-375 yd edge Canes, note for future – QB Tyler VAN DIMES is just fine in bad weather…..heavy rain good portion of game

Pitt 48 Virginia 38 – 514-509 yd edge Pitt, B Armstrong played for VA – 487 yds 3 TD, Pitt 5 sacks, competitive game but only lead Cavs had was 7-zip

Notre Dame 55 Ga Tech 0 – 514-224 yd edge, led 24-CACK after 1st Q, J Yates QB for GT, Irish have covered 6 straight


PAC 12

Washington 20 Colorado 17 – misleading final, 426-183 yd edge for Huskies but (-4) t/o margin

Utah 38 Oregon 7 – 386-294 yd edge Utes, led 28-CACK at half, PR TD end of first half ended all shot for Ducks, Oregon held to 63 rush yds

California 41 Stanford 11 – 636-282 yd edge and 352 rush yds for Cal, still alive for bowl bid at 4-6

Washington St 44 Arizona 18 – 482-369 yd edge,  223 rush 259 pass, Cougars bowl eligible

Oregon St 24 Arizona St 10 – 327-266 yd edge, convincing win, Oregon up next, Sun Devils 2nd straight game < 100 pass yds

UCLA 62 USC 33 – 609-484 yd edge, 260 rush 349 pass, QB J Dart 325 TD, 2 INT for USC


Independents

Liberty 42 Louisiana 14 – misleading final, Louisiana just 296-293 yd edge but were +6 (!) in t/o and had 7 sacks, still an impressive win in sneaky-tough place to play

Army 33 UMass 17 – 419-277 yd edge, not as dominant as planned, also were +3 in t/o, still didn’t come close to covering yuuuuge spread

BYU 34 Ga Southern 17 – 507-268 yd edge, 3rd straight game 500+ yards offense


AAC

Cincinnati 48 SMU 14 – 544-199 yd edge, 249 rush 295 pass, very impressive win

UCF 49 UConn 17 – 537-311 yd edge, led 21-CACK after 1st Q, held on to cover by a point

Houston 31 Memphis 13 – 461-322 yd edge, still unbeaten in AAC play, clinch berth in AAC title game vs Cincy

Tulsa 44 Temple 10 – 513-293 yd edge, Owls have failed to cover in 6 straight

East Carolina 38 Navy 35 – 563-382 yd edge for Pirates, Navy season-high 345 rush yds, Middies led by 8 in 4Q…..EC TD with 5 min left…..make two-point conversion…..win game on last play 54 yd FG

Tulane 45 USF 14 – 501-297 yd edge for Green Wave, 3rd straight games Bulls allow 500+ yds


Mountain West

Boise St 37 New Mexico 0 – 427-101 yd edge, Lobos just 18 (!) pass yds

Wyoming 44 Utah St 17 – 604-362 yd edge, 14-14 after 1st Q then all Pokes, Wyoming covered 3 straight and now bowl eligible

Air Force 41 Nevada 39 – 3 OT – 499-369 yd edge, Falcons with impossible 476 rush yds, AF led 17-3 and 24-10…..both teams with TDs and 2-point conversions in 2nd OT…..AF wins in 3rd OT, Air Force with 8 (!) sacks, not sure how Nevada QB C Strong will be able to walk after this season

Hawaii 50 Colorado St 45 – lots of offense, yo, 651-535 yd edge for Rams, trailed 29-10 at half, 28 points in 4th Q but couldn’t complete the comeback, teams combined for 933 pass yds

San Diego St 28 UNLV 20 – 394-290 yd edge for Rebels, SD St led 21-20 after 3Q, QB Justin Rogers looked good for Rebels after getting into the game, 372 pass yds for UNLV


Sun Belt

App St 45 Troy 7 – 445-142 yd edge, Mountaineers in fine form, Troy greases head coach after game

Coastal Carolina 35 Texas St 21 – 498-301 yd edge, note that QB G McCall is back, looked good 319 yds 5 TD

Georgia St 28 Arkansas St 20 – 434-270 yd edge, Panthers have won 5L6G


Conference USA

Southern Miss 35 Louisiana Tech 19 – 294-250 yd edge for SMiss and note that RB F Gore played QB! …….Bulldogs 5 turnovers (-2)

WKU 52 Florida Atlantic 17 – another yuuuuge game for the TOPPERS and QB B Zappe (6 TD passes)…..held FAU to 25 rush yds

Marshall 49 Charlotte 28 – 588-374 yd edge, 321 rush 267 pass, put game away with 21 point 3Q

Old Dominion 24 MTSU 17 – 414-341 yd edge for MTSU but (-2) in t/o…..4th straight win for Monarchs!!….could somehow make a bowl game if they take down Charlotte at home next week

North Texas 49 FIU 7 – 611-245 yd edge, 378 rush 233 pass, Mean Green have covered four straight, Panthers 0-4 ATS L4 (-97)

UTSA 34 UAB 31 – Roadrunners stay undefeated!…..474-375 yd edge and they were tied on in the lead for the vast majority of the game……UTSA wins on TD with 3 sec left and gives it to UAB ML backers PULP FICTION GIMP style

UTEP 38 Rice 28 – 488-390 yd edge, 7 wins!…..UAB up next


MAC

Eastern Michigan 22 Western Michigan 21 – Trailed 21-9, WM won yardage battle 485-422 but (-2) in t/o…..Eagles hopefully clinched a MAC bowl bid with their 7th win

Toledo 35 Ohio 23 – Rockets led 28-9, very even statistical game, 445-401 yd edge for Ohio, Toledo +1 in t/o, BOBS 30-18 first down edge, Rockets +5 in net sacks

Miami Ohio 34 Bowling Green 7 – 346-258 yd edge and 8 sacks for Redhawks

Central Michigan 34 Ball St 17 – dominant, 567-329 yd edge for FIRE UP CHIPS, 285 rush 282 pass, they’re +61 vs Vegas L3G

Northern Illinois 33 Buffalo 27 (OT) – Huskies escape again, 505-384 yd edge, 308 rush yds, clinch the MAC West

Kent St 38 Akron 0 – 476-188 yd edge, 410 (!) rushing yards, 6th win!……Game for all the MAC East marbles up next vs Miami Ohio


Betting review

Big plays

Utah

Minnesota

Leans

9-9

Moneyline Underdog Plays <see blog>

Hit 3/5. Wyoming, Oregon St, Colorado. Good calls. Was almost MIDGETS FOR EVERYONE as UAB and Navy lost in agonizing fashion.

Season win totals HEAT MAP <see blog>

UTEP over 3 (WINNER)

Alabama under 11.5 (WINNER)

SMU over 6.5 (WINNER)

Buffalo under 8 (WINNER)

South Alabama over 4.5 (WINNER)

NC State over 6.5 (WINNER)

Western Kentucky over 5.5 (WINNER)

Kent St over 5 (another WINNER! take down Akron 38-CACK)

Temple over 3 (locked in a push)

Duke over 3.5 (need one more win)

FIU over 4.5 (LOSER)

Washington over 8.5 (LOSER)

Futures markets

MAC

Kent St +1400 still in play. They’re tied with Miami Ohio on top of the MAC East. Those two teams face off this week. MEGALOCKS FAUCI IN A WOOD CHIPPER FUTURES CLUB members stay tuned for hedging recommendations.

AAC

Houston +1300 is set to play Cincinnati for all the marbles, yo.

National Championship

Georgia +880 looks solid, to say the least.

Mountain West

San Diego St +1600 sits on top of the division. MEGALOCKS SAFE AND EFFECTIVE FUTURES CLUB members stay tuned for hedging recommendations.

Heisman

Bryce Young +250 comes off a team record-setting performance. Should have a big day vs Auburn this week.

GOOD LUCK and ENJOY WEEK 13!

Week 11 – Boxscore and Wagering Review!

Hey everyone.

Another exciting week of college football! Oklahoma goes DOWN. Texas loses to….wait for it……Kansas. Lots of upsets and crazy finishes……especially for those who had a buck or two on the games.

Here’s the Week 11 boxscore and wagering review. Let’s do ittttt !



Boxscore review

SEC

ROLL TIDE 59 New Mexico St 3 – Aggies led 3-0….then….you know….587-138 yd edge, have WOO PIG and Auburn to finish the year

Ole Miss 29 Texas A&M 19 – 504-378 yd edge for OIe Miss, 59 plays run in first half! 257 rush, 247 pass yds

Arkansas 16 LSU 13 (OT) – Tigers continue to battle led 10-3 at half, WOO PIG fights back wins in OT, 308-283 yd edge for LSU but (-3) in t/o, first serious look at freshman PRODIGY QB for LSU G Nussmeier didn’t look bad considering the competition

Miss St 43 Auburn 34 – big comeback vs LT in opener wasn’t good enough…..Bulldogs with biggest comeback win in school history – trailed 28-3……487-483 yd edge, Miss St 400+ pass yds 3L4G….Will Rogers season in FULL EFFECT…..Tenn St next then EGG BOWL ACTION with the FIGHTING KIFFINS!

Georgia 41 Tennessee 17 – Vols led 10-7……GA starts rolling and lead 41-10….Vols late TD….487-387 yd edge Bulldogs allowed just 55 rush yds

Florida 70 Samford 52 – Something known as Samford led by 14 at one point…..717-530 yd edge Gators, E Jones 464 pass yds

Kentucky 34 Vanderbilt 17 – led 31-3 at half and failed to cover 21.5 point spread…..413-266 yd edge, Cats 0-3 ATS L3, Commodores have won 3L4 ATS

Missouri 31 South Carolina 28 – Tigers led 31-14, 438-250 yd edge, both teams 5-5 needing a win for bowl game…..and both squads have TOUGH ones left, yo


Big Ten

Ohio St 59 Purdue 31 – 624-481 yd edge, 263 rush 361 pass, yuuuge game with Michigan St on deck

Michigan 21 Penn St 17 – 361-332 yd edge, Penn St down 14-6, takes lead 17-14, Wolverines winning TD late 4Q gutsy road win, per the intrepid James Yoder – Michigan had never won a game in comeback fashion in the 4Q vs an AP Top-25 team under Coach Jim (0-16 before Saturday)….Michigan 7 sacks

Rutgers 38 Indiana 3 – misleading final, Rutgers +6 in t/o, 320-262 yd edge, Hoosiers dead team walking with bad QB situation

Michigan St 40 Maryland 21 – Sparty avoids the letdown and has Ohio St next!….481-447 yd edge, led by 13 after 3Q…..Won 4Q 7-zip to lock in the cover

Wisconsin 35 Northwestern 7 – 497-239 yd edge, PATS CATS get their only TD on defense in 4Q after falling behind 35-CACK

Iowa 27 Minnesota 22 – misleading final…..409-277 yd edge for Gophers and +1 in t/o…..No reason they should have lost but they did…..the PULP FICTION GIMP makes an appearance in this post to dish out some HURT to SHARPS who pounded the Gophers down to +4/+4.5…..Iowa leads by 8….should be able to hold on by 8……Minny 68 yd TD pass with 5 min left…..27-25 miss the 2-pt conversion…..that’ll never come back to haunt anyone…..Iowa will just run out the clock right?…..nope…..FG with less than a min left to win by 5.


Big 12

Baylor 27 Oklahoma 14 – Well-deserved win….413-260 yd edge and 296 rush yds for Bears, Sooners brought in Rattler at QB in 2nd half to try and get things going….nope

Texas Tech 41 Iowa St 38 – Greatest team of all time has now lost 2L3 to Texas Tech and W Va….Red Raiders led 28-7….Clones fight back….Tie it with a min left….TT win with a …..wait for it….62 yd FG as time expires….WHOA NELLIE

Kansas 57 Texas 56 (OT) – BELIEVE IT!…..Highly entertaining game Kansas beats Texas for the 2nd time in the L5Y and break an impossible 56 (!) game losing streak in Big 12 play….They led 35-14 at half….Texas tied it with 2 TD L5M……Texas gets TD in OT….Kansas responds and goes for two…..QB rolls out fire strike to random walk-on dood….Game over…Start the cars…Thanks for coming.

Oklahoma St 63 TCU 17 – 682-273 yd edge for Pokes and were (-2) in t/o….The FIGHTING GUNDYS have now covered an impossible 8 straight times

Kansas St 31 W Virginia 17 – 345-299 yd edge for Mountaineers but (-2) in t/o and fell behind 14-zip early


ACC

Clemson 44 UConn 7 – 476-99 yd edge held Huskies to (-17) net yds rushing…..UConn led 7-0 then PFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT……….Clemson 16 sacks L3G

Wake Forest 45 NC State 42 – 482-406 yd edge for Pack, could have gone either way, Wake finally got a bit of separation 4Q held on

Boston College 41 Georgia Tech 30 – 505-343 yd edge, GT led 21-7, BC 195 rush 310 pass, glad to have starting QB back, yo

Florida St 31 Miami 28 – OUCH…..Well done Seminoles……Miami played well for about a quarter of game time….still led 28-20 in 4Q…..up 28-23 just need to stop Florida St from driving 80 yds in 2 min…..ok just need to stop them on 4th and 14…….OOOOOPS…..Miami loses what will be known as the “4th and 14 game” and have to embrace the suck…..Noles 434-359 yd edge, +2 in t/o, held Miami to 43 rush yds

Pitt 30 UNC 23 (OT)……Tar Heels +6.5 backers take it HARD…..down 17-zip…..Fight back to force OT….what could possibly go wrong…..just don’t let Pitt get ball first….oh crap…..Just hold them to a FG….oh crap….respond with a TD….PFFFFFTTTTTT……Pitt 441-384 yd edge, yuuuuuge game with Virginia this Sat

Virginia Tech 48 Duke 17 – 573-343 yd edge, Duke loses 6th straight game

Notre Dame 28 Virginia 3 – 423-278 yd edge, Virginia played without star QB


PAC 12

Oregon St 35 Stanford 14 – 475-230 yd edge and +3 t/o…..Cardinal played with handful of scrubs at QB

Arizona St 35 Washington 30 – 376-266 yd edge, Huskies fire their HC after the game, oh, and the end of the game was a lot of fun for Sun Devils -5.5 backers……Arizona St TD with a minute left!….up 28-24….oh well….close but no cigar…..BUT WAIT!!! miracle pick 6 with 30 seconds left!! up 35-24 what could possibly go wrong!?…..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……OOPS….Huskies TD 3 seconds left final score 35-30……haven’t seen BACKDOOR ACTION like that since the final scene of POSITION IMPOSSIBLE……..Congrats Husky backers.

Utah 38 Arizona 29 – Cats had it cut to a two-point game in 4Q….468-329 yd edge for Utah

UCLA 44 Colorado 20 – Buffs led 20-7……Bruins rattle off 37 straight pts…..502-359 yd edge

Oregon 38 Washington St 24 – 441-371 yd edge, pretty even game, more pointspread HI-JINKS…..Oregon up 14…..fav by 14……22 yd TD whilst running out the clock with 2 min left…..up by 21……Wash St drives the field scored TD with 9 sec left aided by pass int call in EZ….back to a push for those on -14/+14…..Most people might have been on +13.5 and were hoping for 2-pt try at the end…..even the announcers were hoping for it….haaaaaaaaaa


Independents

Army 63 Bucknell 10 – 486-175 yd edge vs FCS foe

UMass 35 Maine 10 – 366-297 yd edge for Maine……Minutemen led 10-cack then GLUG GLUG GLUG


AAC

Cincinnati 45 USF 28 – 506-346 yd edge, Bearcats 0-4 L4 ATS

SMU 55 UCF 28 – 631-333 yd edge, led 38-14 at half and cruised

Houston 37 Temple 8 – 446-218 yd edge, 217 rush 229 pass, +2 t/o, still undefeated in AAC play

Tulsa 20 Tulane 13 (OT) – Golden Hurricane pull it off despite being (-4) (!) in t/o…..still technically alive at 4-6 for a bowl bid….382-308 yd edge for Tulsa

East Carolina 30 Memphis 29 (OT) – 502-341 yd edge for EC, Tigers go for 2 and the win in OT and fall short….ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR let me fire me cannon ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR the Pirates are bowl eligible! well done


Mountain West

Boise St 23 Wyoming 13 – 385-288 yd edge……..Boise St -14 backers take it SHAWSHANK STYLE…..kick a meaningless FG to go up 23-7 with a min left!! WOO HOO!! front door cover! MIDGETS FOR EVERYONE!!…..uh oh…..Wyoming 3rd and 9 own 24………76 yd TD! with 4 sec left!….Pokes get the cash….ouch.

Air Force 35 Colorado St 21 – 509-308 yd edge for Falcons, Rams give up 388 yds rushing a week after Wyoming ran for 385

Utah St 48 San Jose St 17 – 410-150 yd edge, Spartans led 14-CACK, Aggies have covered in 4 straight games

Fresno St 34 New Mexico 7 397-196 yd edge, held Lobos to 34 pass yds

San Diego St 23 Nevada 21 – 362-358 yd edge SD St, winning FG with just under 2 min left in battle for first place in the division

UNLV 27 Hawaii 13 – 465-240 yd edge and Rebels win again! RB Williams 266 yds


Sun Belt

Appalachian St 31 South Alabama 7 – 330-284 yd edge, Jags use backup QB, App St (-2) in t/o

Georgia St 42 Coastal Carolina 40 – 442-373 yd edge for Chants but (-2) in t/o, used backup QB, miss 2 pt conversion to tie it late

Louisiana 35 Troy 21 – 391-370 yd edge for Troy but (-3) in t/o

Ga Southern 38 Texas St 30 – 395-354 yd edge for GS, bad home finale for BOBS

Arkansas St 27 ULM 24 – 538-372 yd edge for Red Wolves, trailed 24-17 after 3Q, 444 pass yds


Conference USA

Old Dominion 30 FAU 16 – 454-308 yd edge, legit win for Monarchs! they’ve won 3 straight (+49 ATS) and can become bowl eligible with wins in last two games…..let’s do ittttttt

WKU 42 Rice 21 – 587-504 yd edge, led 28-zip at half, alone in first place C-USA East

UAB 21 Marshall 14 – 338-269 yd edge for UAB, impressive road win

MTSU 50 FIU 10 – 414-155 yd edge and +4 in t/o, played with backup QB

Louisiana Tech 42 Charlotte 32 – 548-504 yd edge 49ers and 448 pass yds but never had the lead

UTSA 27 So Miss 17 – game tied at 17 end of 3Q, good effort from 33 pt dogs, 370-189 yd edge UTSA

North Texas 20 UTEP 17 – 423-382 yd edge for Mean Green, 2nd straight win, Miners drop 2nd in a row


MAC

Western Michigan 45 Akron 40 – 533-391 yd edge for Broncos, never led by more than 10 as 26-pt favs and won game with TD min left

Toledo 49 Bowling Green 17 – 539-196 yd edge 269 rush 270 pass yds

Northern Illinois 30 Ball St 29 – 475-372 yd edge for NIU but (-2) in t/o and needed last sec FG to win…..this was their 3rd one-point win of the year!

Central Michigan 54 Kent St 30 – 505-456 yd edge for FIRE UP CHIPS, Kent led 14-CACK then PFFFTTTTTTTT………….

Ohio 34 Eastern Michigan 26 – 495-452 yd edge for Ohio, 265 rush 230 pass

Miami Ohio 45 Buffalo 18 – 536-361 yd edge and +3 in t/o margin for Redhawks


Betting review

Big plays

Miami

Texas A&M

Arizona St

Leans

7-10.

Moneyline Underdog Plays <see blog>

Hit 1/5. Baylor. Only play the 3X 4X 5X.

Season win totals HEAT MAP <see blog>

UTEP over 3 (WINNER)

Alabama under 11.5 (WINNER)

SMU over 6.5 (WINNER)

Buffalo under 8 (WINNER)

South Alabama over 4.5 (WINNER)

NC State over 6.5 (WINNER)

Western Kentucky over 5.5 (WINNER! won again this week; 6 wins and counting)

Kent St over 5 (locked in a push, Akron up next)

Temple over 3 (already locked in a push, playing like dung tho)

Duke over 3.5 (need one more win, running out of racetrack)

FIU over 4.5 (pure stench….LOSER)

Washington over 8.5 (LOSER)

Futures markets

MAC

Kent St +1400 still in play. They’re tied with Miami Ohio on top of the MAC East. Those two teams face off in the final week of the regular season!

AAC

Houston +1300 is on a collision course for title game shot vs the greatest team of all time in Cincinnati.

National Championship

Georgia +880 looks solid. Oklahoma +800 is now DEED.

Mountain West

San Diego St +1600 took down Nevada on Saturday and have one-game lead in the division. Gotta keep winning as Fresno St owns the tiebreaker and are just one game back.

Heisman

Bryce Young +250 appears to have been a decent additional play added during the season. Matt Corral +3450 is having a phenomenal year but probably won’t have the stats or name recognition to win.

GOOD LUCK and ENJOY WEEK 12!

Week 10 – Boxscore and Wagering Review!

Hey everyone. Another exciting week of college football! A pair of top-10 teams bit the dust. ROLL TIDE and Cincinnati had close shaves. Here’s the Week 10 betting summary and boxscore review.

Let’s gooooo!


Betting review

Big plays

Purdue

Tennessee

Fresno St

Leans

7-6

Good – Ohio, C Michigan, Wisconsin

Bad – UTEP, nothing else too horrible

Moneyline Underdog Plays <blog> <posted Fri night or Sat am as every year>

Hit 2/5. Only play the 3X 4X 5X.

Season win totals HEAT MAP <see blog>

UTEP over 3 (WINNER)

Alabama under 11.5 (WINNER)

SMU over 6.5 (WINNER)

Buffalo under 8 (WINNER)

South Alabama over 4.5 (WINNER)

NC State over 6.5 (WINNER! Pack bag their 7th win vs Florida St)

Kent St over 5 (locked in a push with win over Northern Illinois! Akron game later in year)

WKU over 5.5 (currently 5-4, on a major roll)

Temple over 3 (already locked in a push, playing like dung tho)

Duke over 3.5 (need one more win, running out of racetrack)

FIU over 4.5 (pure stench…..SMELL IT, SMELL IT…..LOSER)

Washington over 8.5 (LOSER)

Futures markets

MAC

Kent St +1400 still in play as they sit atop the East. Toledo, Western Michigan are DEED. MAC West is an UPSIDE-DOWN POUND CAKE.

AAC

Houston +1300 in great shape to make the title game. SMU +2800 barely alive.

National Championship

Both choices still in the mix. Georgia +880 looks solid. Oklahoma +800 is lurking.

Mountain West

Nevada +450 and San Diego St +1600 are tied atop their division.

Heisman

Bryce Young +250 appears to have been a decent additional play added during the season. Matt Corral +3450 in an absolute warrior but is playing hurt and is without several key weapons. Heisman season, yo. No clear-cut fav.


Boxscore review

SEC

Tennessee 45 Kentucky 42 – VOLS are becoming must-see TV……STAT OF THE WEEK…..Vols held the ball for less than 14 minutes and scored 45 points…..9.8 yards per play…..Cats had 612-481 yard edge and had ball with chance to tie or win stopped on downs

ROLL TIDE 20 LSU 14 – WHOA NELLIE….Just 308-295 yd edge for Alabama and they were held to an impossible 6 yards rushing…..Tigers had a small handful of chances to take the lead in 4Q

Texas AM 20 Auburn 3 – 409-226 yd edge for Aggies…..SNOT BUBBLER defensive struggle….Only TD was scoop and score FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN for Texas AM

WOO PIG 31 Mississippi St 28 – 486-393 yd edge for Miss St in wild one…..They take lead with 2 min left and WOO PIG drives the field for winning TD in dying seconds…..Bulldogs miss 3 FG and the PIRATE arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr announces open FG kicker competition ***

Ole Miss 27 Liberty 14 – 466-457 yd edge for Ole Miss and 9 sacks (!)

Georgia 43 Missouri 6 – easy no-sweat cover for Missouri +38 backers ^^^…..Georgia with 505-273 yd edge….QB JT Daniels got some work

South Carolina 40 Florida 17 – yuuuge game for the COCKS…..led 30-10 at half….459-340 yd edge including 284 yds rushing….3rd str game Gators allowed non-off TD, now below-.500

*** those identifying as Fluffy Pink Dragons get the first shot at the gig for the sake of diversity

^^^ needs fact check


Big Ten

Ohio St 26 CORN 17 – good effort for CORN were within one score in 4Q, held Ohio St to 90 rush yds…..495-361 yd edge for Buckeyes

Iowa 17 Northwestern 12 – Iowa back to their old tricks and were +3 in t/o…..A Padilla new QB…..Cats with 363-361 yd edge

Penn St 31 Maryland 14 – 456-419 yd edge, 363 pass yds for Penn St…..Maryland spread backers at +10 looking good late…..Maryland down 10 driving for a score!! get ready to cash those tickets!!….RUH RUH…..The PULP FICTION GIMP makes a surprise visit and abuses Terps backers with an 87-yard PICK SIX ….. Penn St wins by 17…..Start the cars, thanks for coming

Michigan 29 Indiana 7 – 411-195 yd edge, several Michigan doods left game with injury – check status for next week yuuuuge game with Penn St

Wisconsin 52 Rutgers 3 – Badgers starting to roll……579-207 yd edge

Purdue 40 Michigan 29 – BOILER UP just loves SHOCKING the WORLD…..entertaining game….594-458 yd edge for Purdue and 536 (!) passing yards

Illinois 14 Minnesota 6 – Gophers have lost to Bowling Green and Illinois at home….yes, guy…..289-265 yd edge for Minnesota but allowed 6 sacks and were (-2) t/o


Big 12

Iowa St 30 Texas 7 – 3rd straight win over Longhorns, Card replaced Thompson at QB for Texas late first Q, 476-205 yd edge for Clones

TCU 30 Baylor 28 – 562-393 yd edge TCU, first game with new HC, freshman starting QB  C Morris yuuuge day 461 yds 2 TDF

Oklahoma St 24 West Virginia 3 – 285-133 yd edge and 8 (!) sacks

Kansas St 35 Kansas 10 – 499-274 yd edge, no trouble, Kansas TICKLED the BACK DOOR late (+24) but were stopped around the 20 yd line late


ACC

Clemson 30 LUA-VUH 24 – 397-345 yd edge for Cards but they collapse in 4Q 2nd straight game, Gusty goal-line stand at end of game for Tigers

NC State 28 Florida St 14 – 400-271 yd edge, Noles missing dooods including starting QB due to “flu”

Boston College 17 Virginia Tech 3 – 346-235 yd edge, 234 rush yds, VT starting QB injured early backups complete trash

UNC 58 Wake Forest 55 – 615-546 yd edge, UNC down by 18 roared back

Miami 33 Ga Tech 30 – 563-329 yd edge but (-2) in t/o….another great game for QB V Dyke

Pitt 54 Duke 29 – 636-376 yd edge, Thurs game with UNC on deck


PAC 12

Oregon 26 Washington 16 – misleading final in bad weather, 427-166 yd edge for Ducks, Huskies fire OC after game

Utah 52 Stanford 7 – 581-167 yd edge, 441 rush yds for Utes, Cardinal play with backup QBs

Arizona 10 California 3 – 331-122 yd edge and Cats break 20-game losing streak!….Cal missing 7 starters and 24 players and coaches due to “protocols”……The CRISIS OF THE VACCINATED continues

Colorado 37 Oregon St 34 (2 OT) – 475-392 yd edge for Beavers, hit 60-yd (!!!) FG on last play to send it into OT…..missed FG in 2nd OT…..Under backers take it SHAWSHANK STYLE….27-24….total of 55/56…..No way they make a 60-yd FG to send it into OT……

Arizona St 31 USC 16 – 427-312 yd edge and 382 rush yds, led 17-16 after 3Q


Independents

Notre Dame 34 Navy 6 – 430-184 yd edge, 17-0 4Q to bag the cover, quietly sitting at 8-1

BYU 59 Idaho St 14 – 560-238 yd edge vs FCS foe

Army 21 Air Force 14 (OT) – 401-322 yd edge for Air Force but they find another way to lose a heartbreaker to Army……Tie game late…..Army fumbles in OT into the end zone but recovers it….AF held Army to 108 (!) rush yds but allowed the Black Knights to THROW for 214 yds on just 13 attempts.

Utah St 35 New Mexico St 13 – 457-347 yd edge Utah St…..NM St led 10-0…..28-CACK for Utah St in the 2nd half…..7 sacks for Utah St, 12 L2G

Rhode Island 35 UMass 22 – UMass drops game to FCS opponent and subsequently fires HC, 337-335 yd edge for Rhode Island


AAC

Cincinnati 28 Tulsa 20 – greatest team of all-time outgained by Tulsa 457-380 and allowed the Golden Hurricane to rush for 297Y….Late controversial goal-line play potential TD by Tulsa ruled a fumble (shocker)

UCF 14 Tulane 10 – 279-277 yd edge for Tulane, led 10-7 after 3Q

Houston 54 USF 42 – 646-399 yd edge Houston, 261 rush 385 pass and +2 in t/o…USF led 28-26 at halftime

Memphis 28 SMU 25 – 460-321 yd edge for Tigers, led 28-10, late SMU rally falls short, Memphis got starting QB back

E Carolina 45 Temple 3 – 450-168 yd edge, ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR you scurvy dog PIRATES have covered 6 straight vs FBS foes


Mountain West

Boise St 40 Fresno St 14 – 470-356 yd edge and +2 in t/o, 5 sacks, never in doubt

Wyoming 31 Colorado St 17 – 477-357 yd edge for Pokes, 385 (!) rush yds, broke 4-game losing skid

UNLV 31 New Mexico 17 – 304-296 yd edge for Rebels, first win for HC Arroyo!…..8 sacks for UNLV ***

Nevada 27 San Jose St 24 – misleading final, SJ St 449-367 yd edge, Nevada with two non-off TDs in first half, win game with FG 3 seconds left

San Diego St 17 Hawaii 10 – 260-227 yd edge for Hawaii, held Aztecs to 128 rush yds

*** needs fact check


Sun Belt

App St 48 Arkansas St 14 – 461-199 yd edge, two pick 6 TDs by same doood

Coastal Carolina 28 Ga Southern 8 – 305-233 yd edge, played with backup QB

Louisiana 21 Georgia St 17 – 430-307 yd edge, back-and-forth 4Q

Troy 31 South Alabama 24 – Troy jumps out 31-7 holds off late rally, Jags 335-308 yd edge

Texas St 27 ULM 19 – 434-432 yd edge for Bobcats, clinched game with TD 2 min left, 5 sacks


Conference USA

Marshall 28 FAU 13 – 447-441 yd edge for Herd, 351 pass yds and 6 sacks

W Kentucky 48 MTSU 21 – Toppers with 352-349 yd edge, held to 281 pass yds, MTSU played with backup QBs……Blue Raiders were (-7) (!!) in t/o margin

Old Dominion 47 FIU 24 – 565-435 yd edge for Monarchs, 282 rush 283 pass

Charlotte 31 Rice 24 (OT) – oh boy…..BACK DOOR ACTION reminiscent of the classic opening scene in GOOD WILL HUMPING…..Rice up 24-14 with 6 min left at +6.5…..Ticket is as good as GOLD…..RUH ROH…..Charlotte ties it…OT….well at least your +6.5 must be a LOCK in OT?…..Nope….Charlotte TD, XP…..Rice stopped……Game over….49ers cash -6.5 never in doubt

UAB 52 La Tech 38 – 31-21 after 3Q, 477-346 yd edge

UTSA 44 UTEP 23 – 561-374 yd edge to UTSA, now 9-0!!, 275 rush 286 pass

North Texas 38 So Miss 14 – Golden Eagles up 14-CACK then PFFFFFTTTTT………NT a pair of pick six TDs…..537-229 yd edge


MAC

Central Michigan 42 Western Michigan 30 – 445-389 yd edge for Broncos and they led 14-zip….Allowed a PR TD in first half and then thought…..ya…..let’s kick it to the same guy just before halftime…..Another PR TD…..Next thing you know it’s 21-14 for FIRE UP CHIPS…….MACtion, buh buh.

Eastern Michigan 52 Toledo 49 – 672-490 yd edge for Rockets but (-2) in t/o margin….EM big lead and Toledo a pair of late TDs…..Eagles still alive in MAC West!

Ball St 31 Akron 25 – 458-425 yd edge for Akron (!)…..Fumbled at 1-yd line late looking for the lead….HC greased *** after the game

Kent St 52 Northern Illinois 47 – classic MACtion FIREFIGHT!…..682-663 yd edge for Huskies….532 yds passing for NIU…..Kent with 300+ yards rush and pass…..Huskies give it to spread backers HARD by chasing points with two-point conversions and failing to cover for those who had +4/+4.5

Ohio 35 Miami Ohio 33 – Miami Ohio 569-413 yd edge but fell behind 14-CACK early and played catch-up all game…..Battle of the BRICKS goes to the Bobcats, yo

*** relax, Karen…..He’s not SWIMMING WITH THE FISHES…..It’s just an expression….He didn’t really die in a hail of random gunfire

GOOD LUCK and ENJOY WEEK 11!