Hey everyone.
Here are some of the key injuries, suspensions, imprisonments, etc.. noted BEFORE the season starts on August 27!
It’s impossible to catch everything so we’ll just note what look like the most consequential news items. And we reserve the right to add in items that provide much needed comic relief.
Cheers!
Arizona St – DE Michael Matus (OFY)…..Projected starting DE
Boise St – DE Shane Irwin (medically retired)….Projected starting DE
Boston College – OL Christian Mahogany (OFY)…..NFL-calibre OL, ouch
Clemson – DE Xavier Thomas (estimated out until near end Sept)…..elite DE
Florida St – OL Kayden Lyles (OFY)….Projected starting center
Kansas – WR Trevor Wilson – Projected starter – Arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault and use of a deadly weapon along with fellow WR Tanaka Scott….No word on whether or not the “deadly weapon” in question was a vial of the DEATH JAB
Marshall – RB Rasheen Ali (out indefinitely – personal)….ELITE #1 RB
North Carolina – RB British Brooks (OFY)….Projected starting RB, #3 rusher LY
Northern Illinois – WR Trayvon Rudolph (OFY)……#1 WR LY and primary KR (TD)
Notre Dame – WR Avery Davis (OFY)……Projected starting WR, 4 TD LY
South Alabama – DB Keith Gallmon (OFY)….Starting safety, #2 tackler LY
South Florida – RB Kelley Joiner (inj)….Out with injury into September…#2 RB LY, 6.2 YPC
Southern Miss – LB Hayes Maples…..Starting MLB, #2 tackler LY
Texas – RB Roschon Johnson (carted off in practice – may not be serious….keep tabs)…..#2 RB
Texas – OL Junior Angilau (OFY)……projected starting OL
Texas – WR Isaiah Neyor (OFY)…..elite WR transfer from Wyoming
Toledo – OL Tyler Long (OFY)….starting center
Wake Forest – QB Sam Hartman (out indefinitely, non-football injury, no confirmation if DEATH JAB-related)……One of top QBs in the country
Comic Relief Nuggets
Auburn – QB TJ Finley – Arrested for trying to evade police on his motorcycle…..Battling for QB1
Nebraska – WR Decoldest Crawford – self-explanatory humor…..Depth WR….out indefinitely
Texas – WR Agiye Hall – Arrested by University of Texas police for damaging a parking boot placed on his car…No word on if his crazy behavior was due to “climate change”…you know….getting “hot” in the summer……Depth WR…..Suspended for a few games