Week 10 – Boxscore and Wagering Review!

Hey everyone. Another exciting week of college football! A pair of top-10 teams bit the dust. ROLL TIDE and Cincinnati had close shaves. Here’s the Week 10 betting summary and boxscore review.

Let’s gooooo!

Betting review

Big plays



Fresno St



Good – Ohio, C Michigan, Wisconsin

Bad – UTEP, nothing else too horrible

Moneyline Underdog Plays <blog> <posted Fri night or Sat am as every year>

Hit 2/5. Only play the 3X 4X 5X.

Season win totals HEAT MAP <see blog>

UTEP over 3 (WINNER)

Alabama under 11.5 (WINNER)

SMU over 6.5 (WINNER)

Buffalo under 8 (WINNER)

South Alabama over 4.5 (WINNER)

NC State over 6.5 (WINNER! Pack bag their 7th win vs Florida St)

Kent St over 5 (locked in a push with win over Northern Illinois! Akron game later in year)

WKU over 5.5 (currently 5-4, on a major roll)

Temple over 3 (already locked in a push, playing like dung tho)

Duke over 3.5 (need one more win, running out of racetrack)

FIU over 4.5 (pure stench…..SMELL IT, SMELL IT…..LOSER)

Washington over 8.5 (LOSER)

Futures markets


Kent St +1400 still in play as they sit atop the East. Toledo, Western Michigan are DEED. MAC West is an UPSIDE-DOWN POUND CAKE.


Houston +1300 in great shape to make the title game. SMU +2800 barely alive.

National Championship

Both choices still in the mix. Georgia +880 looks solid. Oklahoma +800 is lurking.

Mountain West

Nevada +450 and San Diego St +1600 are tied atop their division.


Bryce Young +250 appears to have been a decent additional play added during the season. Matt Corral +3450 in an absolute warrior but is playing hurt and is without several key weapons. Heisman season, yo. No clear-cut fav.

Boxscore review


Tennessee 45 Kentucky 42 – VOLS are becoming must-see TV……STAT OF THE WEEK…..Vols held the ball for less than 14 minutes and scored 45 points…..9.8 yards per play…..Cats had 612-481 yard edge and had ball with chance to tie or win stopped on downs

ROLL TIDE 20 LSU 14 – WHOA NELLIE….Just 308-295 yd edge for Alabama and they were held to an impossible 6 yards rushing…..Tigers had a small handful of chances to take the lead in 4Q

Texas AM 20 Auburn 3 – 409-226 yd edge for Aggies…..SNOT BUBBLER defensive struggle….Only TD was scoop and score FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN for Texas AM

WOO PIG 31 Mississippi St 28 – 486-393 yd edge for Miss St in wild one…..They take lead with 2 min left and WOO PIG drives the field for winning TD in dying seconds…..Bulldogs miss 3 FG and the PIRATE arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr announces open FG kicker competition ***

Ole Miss 27 Liberty 14 – 466-457 yd edge for Ole Miss and 9 sacks (!)

Georgia 43 Missouri 6 – easy no-sweat cover for Missouri +38 backers ^^^…..Georgia with 505-273 yd edge….QB JT Daniels got some work

South Carolina 40 Florida 17 – yuuuge game for the COCKS…..led 30-10 at half….459-340 yd edge including 284 yds rushing….3rd str game Gators allowed non-off TD, now below-.500

*** those identifying as Fluffy Pink Dragons get the first shot at the gig for the sake of diversity

^^^ needs fact check

Big Ten

Ohio St 26 CORN 17 – good effort for CORN were within one score in 4Q, held Ohio St to 90 rush yds…..495-361 yd edge for Buckeyes

Iowa 17 Northwestern 12 – Iowa back to their old tricks and were +3 in t/o…..A Padilla new QB…..Cats with 363-361 yd edge

Penn St 31 Maryland 14 – 456-419 yd edge, 363 pass yds for Penn St…..Maryland spread backers at +10 looking good late…..Maryland down 10 driving for a score!! get ready to cash those tickets!!….RUH RUH…..The PULP FICTION GIMP makes a surprise visit and abuses Terps backers with an 87-yard PICK SIX ….. Penn St wins by 17…..Start the cars, thanks for coming

Michigan 29 Indiana 7 – 411-195 yd edge, several Michigan doods left game with injury – check status for next week yuuuuge game with Penn St

Wisconsin 52 Rutgers 3 – Badgers starting to roll……579-207 yd edge

Purdue 40 Michigan 29 – BOILER UP just loves SHOCKING the WORLD…..entertaining game….594-458 yd edge for Purdue and 536 (!) passing yards

Illinois 14 Minnesota 6 – Gophers have lost to Bowling Green and Illinois at home….yes, guy…..289-265 yd edge for Minnesota but allowed 6 sacks and were (-2) t/o

Big 12

Iowa St 30 Texas 7 – 3rd straight win over Longhorns, Card replaced Thompson at QB for Texas late first Q, 476-205 yd edge for Clones

TCU 30 Baylor 28 – 562-393 yd edge TCU, first game with new HC, freshman starting QB  C Morris yuuuge day 461 yds 2 TDF

Oklahoma St 24 West Virginia 3 – 285-133 yd edge and 8 (!) sacks

Kansas St 35 Kansas 10 – 499-274 yd edge, no trouble, Kansas TICKLED the BACK DOOR late (+24) but were stopped around the 20 yd line late


Clemson 30 LUA-VUH 24 – 397-345 yd edge for Cards but they collapse in 4Q 2nd straight game, Gusty goal-line stand at end of game for Tigers

NC State 28 Florida St 14 – 400-271 yd edge, Noles missing dooods including starting QB due to “flu”

Boston College 17 Virginia Tech 3 – 346-235 yd edge, 234 rush yds, VT starting QB injured early backups complete trash

UNC 58 Wake Forest 55 – 615-546 yd edge, UNC down by 18 roared back

Miami 33 Ga Tech 30 – 563-329 yd edge but (-2) in t/o….another great game for QB V Dyke

Pitt 54 Duke 29 – 636-376 yd edge, Thurs game with UNC on deck

PAC 12

Oregon 26 Washington 16 – misleading final in bad weather, 427-166 yd edge for Ducks, Huskies fire OC after game

Utah 52 Stanford 7 – 581-167 yd edge, 441 rush yds for Utes, Cardinal play with backup QBs

Arizona 10 California 3 – 331-122 yd edge and Cats break 20-game losing streak!….Cal missing 7 starters and 24 players and coaches due to “protocols”……The CRISIS OF THE VACCINATED continues

Colorado 37 Oregon St 34 (2 OT) – 475-392 yd edge for Beavers, hit 60-yd (!!!) FG on last play to send it into OT…..missed FG in 2nd OT…..Under backers take it SHAWSHANK STYLE….27-24….total of 55/56…..No way they make a 60-yd FG to send it into OT……

Arizona St 31 USC 16 – 427-312 yd edge and 382 rush yds, led 17-16 after 3Q


Notre Dame 34 Navy 6 – 430-184 yd edge, 17-0 4Q to bag the cover, quietly sitting at 8-1

BYU 59 Idaho St 14 – 560-238 yd edge vs FCS foe

Army 21 Air Force 14 (OT) – 401-322 yd edge for Air Force but they find another way to lose a heartbreaker to Army……Tie game late…..Army fumbles in OT into the end zone but recovers it….AF held Army to 108 (!) rush yds but allowed the Black Knights to THROW for 214 yds on just 13 attempts.

Utah St 35 New Mexico St 13 – 457-347 yd edge Utah St…..NM St led 10-0…..28-CACK for Utah St in the 2nd half…..7 sacks for Utah St, 12 L2G

Rhode Island 35 UMass 22 – UMass drops game to FCS opponent and subsequently fires HC, 337-335 yd edge for Rhode Island


Cincinnati 28 Tulsa 20 – greatest team of all-time outgained by Tulsa 457-380 and allowed the Golden Hurricane to rush for 297Y….Late controversial goal-line play potential TD by Tulsa ruled a fumble (shocker)

UCF 14 Tulane 10 – 279-277 yd edge for Tulane, led 10-7 after 3Q

Houston 54 USF 42 – 646-399 yd edge Houston, 261 rush 385 pass and +2 in t/o…USF led 28-26 at halftime

Memphis 28 SMU 25 – 460-321 yd edge for Tigers, led 28-10, late SMU rally falls short, Memphis got starting QB back

E Carolina 45 Temple 3 – 450-168 yd edge, ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR you scurvy dog PIRATES have covered 6 straight vs FBS foes

Mountain West

Boise St 40 Fresno St 14 – 470-356 yd edge and +2 in t/o, 5 sacks, never in doubt

Wyoming 31 Colorado St 17 – 477-357 yd edge for Pokes, 385 (!) rush yds, broke 4-game losing skid

UNLV 31 New Mexico 17 – 304-296 yd edge for Rebels, first win for HC Arroyo!…..8 sacks for UNLV ***

Nevada 27 San Jose St 24 – misleading final, SJ St 449-367 yd edge, Nevada with two non-off TDs in first half, win game with FG 3 seconds left

San Diego St 17 Hawaii 10 – 260-227 yd edge for Hawaii, held Aztecs to 128 rush yds

*** needs fact check

Sun Belt

App St 48 Arkansas St 14 – 461-199 yd edge, two pick 6 TDs by same doood

Coastal Carolina 28 Ga Southern 8 – 305-233 yd edge, played with backup QB

Louisiana 21 Georgia St 17 – 430-307 yd edge, back-and-forth 4Q

Troy 31 South Alabama 24 – Troy jumps out 31-7 holds off late rally, Jags 335-308 yd edge

Texas St 27 ULM 19 – 434-432 yd edge for Bobcats, clinched game with TD 2 min left, 5 sacks

Conference USA

Marshall 28 FAU 13 – 447-441 yd edge for Herd, 351 pass yds and 6 sacks

W Kentucky 48 MTSU 21 – Toppers with 352-349 yd edge, held to 281 pass yds, MTSU played with backup QBs……Blue Raiders were (-7) (!!) in t/o margin

Old Dominion 47 FIU 24 – 565-435 yd edge for Monarchs, 282 rush 283 pass

Charlotte 31 Rice 24 (OT) – oh boy…..BACK DOOR ACTION reminiscent of the classic opening scene in GOOD WILL HUMPING…..Rice up 24-14 with 6 min left at +6.5…..Ticket is as good as GOLD…..RUH ROH…..Charlotte ties it…OT….well at least your +6.5 must be a LOCK in OT?…..Nope….Charlotte TD, XP…..Rice stopped……Game over….49ers cash -6.5 never in doubt

UAB 52 La Tech 38 – 31-21 after 3Q, 477-346 yd edge

UTSA 44 UTEP 23 – 561-374 yd edge to UTSA, now 9-0!!, 275 rush 286 pass

North Texas 38 So Miss 14 – Golden Eagles up 14-CACK then PFFFFFTTTTT………NT a pair of pick six TDs…..537-229 yd edge


Central Michigan 42 Western Michigan 30 – 445-389 yd edge for Broncos and they led 14-zip….Allowed a PR TD in first half and then thought…..ya…..let’s kick it to the same guy just before halftime…..Another PR TD…..Next thing you know it’s 21-14 for FIRE UP CHIPS…….MACtion, buh buh.

Eastern Michigan 52 Toledo 49 – 672-490 yd edge for Rockets but (-2) in t/o margin….EM big lead and Toledo a pair of late TDs…..Eagles still alive in MAC West!

Ball St 31 Akron 25 – 458-425 yd edge for Akron (!)…..Fumbled at 1-yd line late looking for the lead….HC greased *** after the game

Kent St 52 Northern Illinois 47 – classic MACtion FIREFIGHT!…..682-663 yd edge for Huskies….532 yds passing for NIU…..Kent with 300+ yards rush and pass…..Huskies give it to spread backers HARD by chasing points with two-point conversions and failing to cover for those who had +4/+4.5

Ohio 35 Miami Ohio 33 – Miami Ohio 569-413 yd edge but fell behind 14-CACK early and played catch-up all game…..Battle of the BRICKS goes to the Bobcats, yo

*** relax, Karen…..He’s not SWIMMING WITH THE FISHES…..It’s just an expression….He didn’t really die in a hail of random gunfire


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