Week 8 – Boxscore and Wagering Review!

Hey everyone.

Here’s the Week 8 Boxscore and Wagering review. FBS vs FBS MATCHUPS ONLY.

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Boxscore review:

AAC

Tulsa 27 Temple 16 – Owls get up 10-CACK early thanks to Pick 6 and then did nothing until 4Q….454-280 yd edge for Golden Hurricane and 299 rush yds, Temple pass rush good again had 7 sacks

Cincinnati 29 SMU 27 – misleading final, 379-259 yd edge, 6 sacks, held PONY UP DALLAS to 179 pass yards…..the PULP FICTION GIMP tortures Cincy -3 backers…..up by 15 with 8 min left…Cincy FG to take 18 point lead…..WHOA it’s blocked…oh well…no way SMU can come back with back-up QB…..oh wait….trick play…..inside the 5…..TD SMU 29-21…..oh well….cover still looks good for Bearcats…..uh oh SMU gets ball back…..no worries…RUH ROH….hot knife thru butter and personal foul fun…..TD….29-27…..maybe SMU can make 2-point conversion to tie it so Cincy can cover or push in OT……uh oh….missed 2 pt conversion…..SMU covers…..thanks for coming….see you next week! remember to stay 6 feet apart!

East Carolina 34 UCF 13 – 458-426 yd edge and +4 in t/o for ARRRRRRRRRR the Pirates

Houston 38 Navy 20 – underrated win on the road at Navy, 441-326 yd edge, QB C Tune 5 TD passes

Tulane 38 Memphis 28 – crazy game – Green Wave up 35-0 CACK (!) at half…..Memphis wins 2nd half 28-3…..Memphis had 415-344 yd edge but were (-4) in t/o


ACC

Virginia 16 Georgia Tech 9 – 410-206 yd edge for Cavs….Tech gets early Pick6….but stop us if you’ve hear this before…..starting QB injured…..couldn’t do anything all game….Virginia with a whopping 8 sacks, keep tabs on health of GT starting QB J Sims

Clemson 27 Syracuse 21 – Orange up 21-10 at half, Clemson rallies behind back-up QB, 450-291 yd edge for Tigers but had 4 t/p (-3)

Louisville 24 Pitt 10 – Panthers up 10-7 after 3Q, LUA-VUH 17-0 4th Q, 326-312 yd edge Pitt, Cards +3 in t/o certainly helped

Duke 45 Miami 21 – YOUR Miami Hurricanes were up 21-17 early 3Q….what could go wrong?….Well, in a turn of events reminiscent of the final scene of THE PIPE FITTER….Canes end up with 8 (!) turnovers and allow 6 sacks in 45-21 slaughter to the FIGHTING CHRISTIAN LAETTNERS….starting QB T Van Dyke appears to have serious shoulder injury


Big 12

Baylor 35 Kansas 23 – 437-288 yd edge, 273 rush yds, up 28-3 at half had to hang on for the cover

Oklahoma St 41 Texas 34 – 535-523 yd edge for Pokes, Texas led 31-17, picks up 3rd loss and 2nd conference defeat, Pokes still have just one Big 12 defeat….Texas 14 penalties…Pokes? ZERO

TCU 38 Kansas St 28 – 495-390 edge, TCU down 28-10 roared back, were +2 in t/o, note injuries forced K St down to 3rd string QB

Texas Tech 48 W Virginia 10 – 594-282 yd edge and +4 in t/o = blowout city


Big Ten

Ohio St 54 Iowa 10 – 360-158 yd edge, Iowa had 6 turnovers but actually led 7-3 early after scoop and score, then GLUG GLUG GLUG

Penn St 45 Minnesota 17 – 479-340 yd edge, Gophers rolled with back-up QB

Maryland 31 Northwestern 24 – 423-358 yd edge, 24-24 with 3 min left, Terps get 75 yd TD run, CRABCAKES AND FOOTBALL!!

Rutgers 24 Indiana 17 – Hoosiers up 14-CACK with help of KR TD but Rutgers kept CHOPPING WOOD….305-272 yd edge

Wisconsin 35 Purdue 24 – Badgers got 21-CACK jump in first Q and held, BOILER UP 431-381 yd edge but were (-2) in t/o


Conference USA

Western Kentucky 20 UAB 17 – 352-324 yd edge, UAB starting QB injured in the first Q after throwing TD pass…..and the Blazers turned it over 4 times…..lost by 3…..good times

UTSA 31 North Texas 27 – 495-347 yd edge, 257 rush 233 pass

UTEP 24 Florida Atlantic 21 – 412-329 yd edge for MINER NATION, down 14-6 after pick six, win on game-winning FG

FIU 34 Charlotte 15 – WHOA NELLIE, Panthers get 34-CACK lead, 453-337 yd edge and +4 in t/o, Charlotte fires HC after the game, CLUB LIT turned into CLUB …..well, you know

Rice 42 Louisiana 41 (OT) – 487-373 yd edge for Owls, were (-2) in t/o, 4th win for HOOT HOOT


Independents

Liberty 41 BYU 14 – 547-258 yd edge for Flames, 300 rush 247 pass



MAC

Buffalo 34 Toledo 27 – 438-398 yd edge for Rockets but had SIX turnovers (-5) and Buff won 4Q 24-CACK

Ohio 24 N Illinois 17 – Huskies 377-354 yd edge, rolled with 3rd string QB, Ohio winning TD with 7 in left

Bowling Green 34 C Michigan 18 – 369-306 yd edge for Falcons and +4 in t/o margin

W Michigan 16 Miami Ohio 10 – 305-304 yd edge Redhawks, Broncos with 7 sacks and +1 in t/o

E Michigan 20 Ball St 14 – 358-292 yd edge for Eagles, were +3 in t/o

Kent St 33 Akron 27 – 492-455 yd edge for Akron but were (-2) in t/o and allowed 7 sacks, Kent St rolled with backup QB


Mountain West

Notre Dame 44 UNLV 21 – 428-299 yd edge, led 30-7, couldn’t salt away the cover

Boise St 19 Air Force 14 – Broncos led 16-CACK and held on, 322-271 yd edge

Wyoming 28 Utah St 14 – 529-217 yd edge, 330 rush yds, Utah St rolled with backup QB who’s really 3rd stringer

Colorado St 17 Hawaii 13 – 386-257 yd edge, starting QB back for Rams

Fresno St 41 New Mexico 9 – 510-138 yd edge for Bulldogs, 285 rush 225 pass

San Diego St 23 Nevada 7 – 317-227 yd edge, held Pack to 35 rush yds


PAC 12

Oregon 45 UCLA 30 – QUACK QUACK, yo….led 31-13 at half, 545-448 yd edge, 262 rush 283 pass

Stanford 15 Arizona St 14 – 398-355 yd edge for Stanford, won game with 5 FG, Arizona St ML backers get bent over the HAY BALE……bomb down to the 1-yard line with 3 seconds left on 4th and 19!! chip shot FG wins it….uh oh….review….1/3 of a toe was out of bounds….incomplete….Stanford wins….game over, thanks for coming, drive safe, get the DEATH BOOSTER and wear those masks!

Oregon St 42 Colorado 9 – 472-290 yd edge, 270 rush 202 pass


SEC

ROLL TIDE 30 Miss St 6 – bit of a misleading final, Miss St 293-290 yd edge and held ROLL TIDE to 29 (!) rush yds….but didn’t score until games’ final play

S Carolina 30 Texas A&M – as we talked about this week…the COCKS love to pull special teams miracles out of their HOO HOO….opening kick TD return….led 17-3….Aggies chased all game and had 398-286 yd edge but couldn’t catch up

LSU 45 Ole Miss 20 – 500-404 yd edge for Tigers, 252 rush 248 pass, Rebels led 17-3 and after that is was LSU 42-3 (!)

Missouri 17 Vanderbilt 14 – 308-299 yd edge for Tigers but (-3) in t/o and had to hang on for win


Sun Belt

Appalachian St 42 Georgia St 17 – Panthers got up 14-CACK and then GLUG GLUG GLUG…..App St dominates the rest of the way, 466-301 yd edge, +3 in t/o and whopping 404 yards on the ground, also booked six sacks

Troy 10 South Alabama 6 – Yuuuuge win for Troy in the Sun Belt West race and for MEGALOCKS FUTURES CLUB….even game 266-255 yd edge for Jags, Troy defense just a bit better

Army 48 ULM 24 – 482-349 yd edge, 441 rush yds

Marshall 26 James Madison 12 – impressive win off bad game, 326-247 yd edge, forced 5 t/o (+2)

Georgia Southern 28 Old Dominion – led pretty much start to finish…..461-415 yd edge for Monarchs, Eagles ran ball 50 times (#1 pass off in the BELT)

Louisiana 38 Arkansas St 18 – 522-271 yd edge, 206 rush 316 pass

Southern Miss 20 Texas St 14 – crazy finish, Texas St TD with a minute left to take lead, SMiss 54-yd TD with 30 sec left to win game, SMiss 318-243 yd edge



Betting review

Big plays

LSU ML (W) – down 17-3, rolled 2nd half

UTEP +4 (W) – closed at +3, inside the number almost entire game

E Carolina +5 (W) – closed at +5.5/+6, rocking chair winner

Leans

7-6. 0-2 weekday. 7-4 Sat.

Season Win Total Club

Kansas over 2.5 – WINNER on Sept 17

Vanderbilt over 2.5 – WINNER on Sept 17

Maryland over 5.5 – WINNER. CRABCAKES AND FOOTBALL !!

BC under 6.5 – pretty much locked up

Kansas St over 6.5 – two more wins, yo

Miss St over 6.5 – need two more wins, have one game vs FCS team

Washington over 7.5 – soft schedule remaining

UCF over 8.5 – looks like 50-50 shot at this point

Air Force over 8.5 – easy schedule left but gotta run the table

Wyoming under 5 – on life support, can only push

Futures and Props Club

MEGALOCKS Heisman Club in good shape! ….CJ Stroud at 3-1 and Hendon Hooker at 66-1…..Can we pull off another “Joe Burrow” billion to one SHOCKER?

Toledo +240 to win MAC West in decent shape, hopefully starting QB is ok

Buffalo +550 to win MAC East currently lead the division; Ohio one game back at +500

TCU live at +1250 to win Big 12, last undefeated team in the conference

Tennessee to win SEC East +1600, it all comes down to the battle with Georgia

Troy +1000 to win Sun Belt in play

CHEERS and see you for WEEK 10!