Week 9 – Boxscore and Wagering Review!

Hey everyone.

Here’s the Week 9 Boxscore and Wagering review. FBS vs FBS MATCHUPS ONLY.

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Boxscore review:

AAC

East Carolina 27 BYU 24 – entertaining back-and-forth game, 24-24 late, BYU late pass interference call sets up last play winning FG for ARRRRRRRRR SHIVER ME TIMBERS…..the Pirates….424-388 yd edge for EC

UCF 25 Cincinnati 21 – teams trade three TDs in final 4 min, UCF 505-333 yd edge, 258 rush 247 pass, check status of UCF starting QB Plumlee injured dnp 2nd half, backup is decent

Houston 42 South Florida 27 – 490-429 yd edge for Coogs, have now won three straight

SMU 45 Tulsa 34 – 468-398 yd edge, led 45-20 and had 5 sacks

Navy 27 Temple 20 (OT) – 288-224 yd edge for Owls, Navy zero passing yards won in OT


ACC

NC State 22 Virginia Tech 21 – Hokies up 21-3 with four minutes left 3Q…..then they dropped like a TRIPLE DEATH BOOSTED FORMERLY HEALTHY HIGH SCHOOL HOOPS STAR……356-293 yd edge for Pack…Hokies now 2-6 with five straight losses

LUA-VUH 48 Wake Forest 21 – WHOA NEELIE, close game turned into BLOODBATH as Cards scored 35 points in 3Q…..LUA-VUH forced 8 turnovers (!) and bagged 8 sacks (!)

Florida St 41 Georgia Tech 16 – 642-264 yd edge, 246 rush 396 pass, Georgia Tech +24 backers get bent over the HAY BALE…..score on last play to cut lead to 25 but no XP…..That’s an OUCHIE

UConn 13 Boston College 3 – 335-280 yd edge for Huskies and they were (+5) in t/o

Notre Dame 41 Syracuse 24 – 262-286 yd edge and 246 rush yds for Irish, check status of Orange starting QB who was injured and dn play 2nd half

Miami 14 Virginia 12 (4OT) – BARF BUCKET special…..no TDs….Canes take it in 4th OT….327-272 yd edge for Miami

North Carolina 42 Pittsburgh 24 – 474-367 yd edge for Heels, QB D Maye five more TD passes, Pitt led 17-7 and then GLUG GLUG GLUG……


Big 12

Oklahoma 27 Iowa St 13 – 374-332 yd edge for Iowa St but were (-2) in t/o, Sooners held Cyclones to 66 rush yds

Baylor 45 Texas Tech 17 – 442-308 yd edge for Bears, domination, had 6 sacks and were +4 in t/o

Kansas St 48 Oklahoma St 0 – WHOA NELLIE…..Cats crush with backup QB W Howard, 495-217 yd edge, Cats were +3 in t/o

TCU 41 West Virginia 31 – 494-430 yd edge TCU, led 34-31 20 sec left, 4th and 1 on WV 29, CONGRATS WEST VIRGINIA +7/+7.5 backers!! what a great cover….TCU gonna kick the FG to go up 6…..oh wait….they’re going for it….Oh well just don’t get a TD….thankfully they’ll just run up the middle…..uh oh….what’s this…..bomb to the end zone….TD TCU…..There’s a Horny Toads cover!…thanks for coming! see you next week! trust the science!


Big Ten

Ohio St 44 Penn St 31 – The PULP FICTION GIMP had a lot of fun torturing punters involved in this one…..Under 60.5 backers CONGRATS!! Great pick…..16-14 after the 3rd quarter….how are you gonna spend that money…..uh oh….what’s this?….45 (!) 4th Q points, game hits 75, thanks for playing, see ya next week, get that death jab, wear that mask!…..Ohio St -16 backers feel like they’ve lost with a horrible pick…..down 5 4th Q…..what’s this?…..non-stop turnovers by Penn St, Ohio St takes a 20 point lead! CONGRATS OHIO ST bettors!! what a great call!!…..uh oh….what’s this?….nothing other than SWEET BACK DOOR ACTION…Penn St with a meaningless TD one min left….Penn St covers…..game over thanks for coming, stay 6 feet apart! …..Penn St outgained Ohio St 482-452 but were (-4) in t/o

Michigan 29 Michigan St 7 – Michigan scores 7 times, Sparty just once but they get the all important cover, 443-252 yd edge, Michigan didn’t have a play over 30Y

Minnesota 31 Rutgers 0 – 375-134 yd edge and +3 in t/o, Minny rolled with starting QB T Morgan

Iowa 33 Northwestern 13 – 398-177 yd edge, 178 rush 220 pass

Illinois 26 CORN 9 – 367-248 yd edge and +3 in t/o, Illinois still on track for Big Ten Title game appearance!? <grabs popcorn>


Conference USA

Florida International 42 Louisiana Tech 34 (2OT) – 440-378 yd edge Bulldogs, FIU ties game with FG in dying seconds, win with TD in 2nd OT….Panthers were one of worst teams in the nation early on and now have four wins and could make a bowl game!

Florida Atlantic 24 UAB 17 – Blazers lose despite 472-359 yd edge, no turnovers, and no sacks allowed, rolled with backup QB

MTSU 24 MTSU 13 – 10-10 at half, 378-292 yd edge Blue Raiders, snapped three-game losing streak

North Texas 40 WKU 13 – 541-466 yd edge for Mean Green, impressive blowout road win as 10-pt dogs

Charlotte 56 Rice 23 – big game first time out with new HC, 514-370 yd edge


Independents

New Mexico St 23 UMass 13 – 334-259 yd edge for Aggies, won 2nd half 13-CACK



MAC

Toledo 27 Eastern Michigan 24 – 4Q comeback for Rockets, played with backup QB, 374-217 yd edge

Miami Ohio 27 Akron 9 – misleading final, Zips 396-268 yd edge but (-3) in t/o


Mountain West

Boise St 49 Colorado St 10 – 514-170 yd edge and 5 sacks, held Rams to 3 rush yds

Wyoming 27 Hawaii 20 – 441-350 yd edge, 365 rush yds for Pokes, bag sixth win

Fresno St 32 San Diego St 28 – winning TD with a min left and Fresno got their excellent starting QB back, 449-391 yd edge for Fresno, SD St had 5 (!) turnovers

San Jose St 35 Nevada 28 – Pack led by 7 in 4Q, 365-287 yd edge for Spartans and they booked 9 (!) sacks


PAC 12

Utah 21 Washington St 17 – 344-264 yd edge for Utes, up 21-7, Wash St with some SWEET BACK DOOR ACTION to get the money, gutsy game for Utah played without starting QB

USC 45 Arizona 37 – 621-543 yd edge for Trojans, 210 rush 411 pass, USC got lead up to 15 in 3Q but Cats kept fighting

UCLA 38 Stanford 13 – 523-270 yd edge and 324 rush yds for UCLA, never in doubt

Arizona St 42 Colorado 34 – 557-359 yd edge and 435 pass yds for Sun Devils, Buffs with PR TD last 4Q to bag the cover…..t’was an OUCHIE for Sun Devils backers

Oregon 42 California 24 – 586-402 yd edge for Ducks, another yuuuge game for Bo Nix at QB


SEC

Ole Miss 31 Texas A&M 28 – 530-480 yd edge and 390 rush yds for Ole Miss, trailed 14-10 at half

WOO PIG 41 Auburn 27 – led 38-13, 520-468 yd edge, 286 rush 234 pass

Georgia 42 Florida  20 – led 28-3…..CHOMP CHOMP cut it to 28-20, Dawgs pulled away again, 555-371 yd edge for Georgia, Florida has 271 pass yds, Dawgs were (-3) in t/o (!)

Tennessee 44 Kentucky 6 – 422-205 yd edge, 7-6 after first Q and then BLOWOUT CITY…..MEGALOCKS HEISMAN CLUB pleased with Hendon Hooker continuing to dominate

Missouri 23 South Carolina 10 – Tigers dominate the COCKS….367-203 yd edge and 4 sacks, +2 in t/o


Sun Belt

Southern Miss 39 Louisiana 24 – Cajuns won the yardage battle 439-339 but were (-2) in t/o and fell behind 20-5 early, chased all game, cut the lead to eight points briefly 4Q

Coastal Carolina 24 Marshall 13 – misleading final, Chants grabbed early 21-CACK lead and rode that out….407-271 yd edge for Marshall but were (-2) in t/o

Georgia St 31 Old Dominion 17 – tied 14-14 at half, Panthers own 2nd half, 418-273 yd edge

South Alabama 31 Arkansas St 3 – 362-158 yd edge, 183 rush 179 pass



Betting review

Big plays

Penn St +15.5 (W)

UTEP -2 (L)

Michigan -22.5 (L)

Leans

7-2. Yes, guy. 14-8 last two weeks. Not quite the 22-8 run from earlier this year but let’s hope for more winnerrrzzz.

Season Win Total Club

WHOA NELLIE!

Kansas over 2.5 – WINNER on Sept 17

Vanderbilt over 2.5 – WINNER on Sept 17

Maryland over 5.5 – WINNER. CRABCAKES AND FOOTBALL !!

BC under 6.5 – WINNER !

Kansas St over 6.5 – one more win, yo

Miss St over 6.5 – need two more wins, have one game vs FCS team

Washington over 7.5 – soft schedule remaining

UCF over 8.5 – big win over Cincinnati, should get home but we’ll see

Air Force over 8.5 – easy schedule left but gotta run the table

Wyoming under 5 – LOSER….Deserve it for doubting the scrappy Pokes!

Futures and Props Club

WHOA NELLIE!

MEGALOCKS Heisman Club in good shape! ….CJ Stroud at 3-1 and Hendon Hooker at 66-1…..Can we pull off another “Joe Burrow” billion to one SHOCKER?

Toledo +240 to win MAC West in solid shape after beating E Michigan

Buffalo +550 to win MAC East currently lead the division; Also have Ohio one game back at +500….Let’s goooooooooo

TCU live at +1250 to win Big 12, last undefeated team in the conference

Tennessee to win SEC East +1600, it all comes down to the battle with Georgia on Saturday!

Troy +1000 to win Sun Belt in play

CHEERS and see you for WEEK 10!